Wow! Thanx to everyone who followed the Daily Devation back to my gallery and left all the nice comments. This is what it must feel like to be voted Home Coming Queen. (Minus the Tiara, Camaro full of popular friends and snappin' beaver that everyone wants to nail)
Sorry if you thought "The Body" was MY body. It's not. I have one just like it though without the muscles and tattoos.
And for everyone who liked the poem under the picture better than the picture...well I do to. Apologies if you thought I wrote it. I wish I had. I WANTED to lie and take credit but eventually someone would have found out and bitch slapped me across the internet. Than I would have spent the night locked in the bathroom sobbing, my tinfoil tiara crushed to the side of my head as I leaned against the shower door, instead of what I'm reaallllyyyy doing...
Which is having a "ME PARADE" around my bedroom with Skippy, Lucky and Corey (who are actually very GoodDogs) And even though Corey would rather sit on the bed and lick his own genitals, I'm pretty sure that's just his way of cheering us on.
So let me adjust this sash, straighten this crown and get ta marchin'!
And thanks again!
Listening to: Whatever Strany sends me
Reading: A Lowlife in High Heels - Holly Woodlawn
Watching: A retarded bird (trust me, I can tell)
Eating: Syrup & Ka-Bloowies