What happened was Iggy came down from San Francisco, and when I say came down, he was down. So they put him in jail. We go to the police station: "How much is bail?" Bail was only like a hundred bucks, hundred fifty bucks. "Okay, boom, here's the money. Can you let the man out?" And fifteen minutes later out comes this weaving, wavering, staggering James 'Iggy Pop' Osterberg, wearing a dress at the Hollywood Police station. A full length dress. I looked at him and said, "Jim, why are you wearing a woman's dress?"
And Iggy said, "I beg your pardon, Ray. This is a man's dress".
And a quick salute
...and a shout out to N-Strife for taking my stock and doing a totally mental job
Go ahead, visit his page and slap some lurve on his little pink hynie. ...but be warned...he's a cheeky little monkey and is just as likely to pee all over your homepage as he is to share a banana with you.
And speaking of hynie, next week I'll be posting a series of tips on how to triple your amount of faves and watchers on DA by simply posting a picture of your butt. Yeah, you stood out in the freezing cold for 3 hours last night for that perfect photo that speaks directly to the soul and you STILL only got a third of the attention that the person who posted that crumby picture of his/her own ass got.
It's a reality that we're gonna have to deal with sooner or later folks.







apparently the demographics of DA tend toward the aging (myself included, apparently) whose own asses have moved steadily down-rent therfore causing the mass hysteria to fave and full-view younger, more divine moonition
further proof of this can be seen (literally) by monitoring the abysmal hit rate of my own ass-money shot - although, I can take pride in my own testacles as when DA removed them (literally as well as figurateively) for being offensive (as if) my pageview count declined to 20% of its previous value - now that's a testament to big cajones (or at least fair-to-middlin')
thanks for reminding me of the Ig - just returned him to my top-o-the-listen-heap (early years through Candy, w/ron-fave, B-52er Kate Pierson)