Oh my God...I am soooo sorry for that last journal entry. I thought everyone would realize it was a joke (c'mon, do you really think I boarded up my windows and am sitting in a darkened room wearing a tinfoil hat? Nevermind, don't answer that).
And then it would be a collaborative art/piece/story with everyone playing along, taking sides and adding comments. And then I got all these reallllllyyy nice supportive letters and I feel like a jerk.
Honestly, I wouldn't know a retarded bird if it pecked me in the testicles.
So I apologize for not making it clear.. and to make it up to ALL OF YOU I'm taking everyone out to dinner tonight. Reservations are for 8:00 at Sanducci's in Riveredge. I forget the exact address but it's right passed that Protestant church with the neon Jesus and across the street from that creepy house where Lobster Boy lives.
Money is no object so bring your appetites!
Now that I've gotten that out of the way, I just want to say 'HEY' to one of my bestest friend in the whole world, who after listening to me go on and on about how f'kn cool everyone on DA is, has set up her own account.
She has saved me from the clutches of Satan on more than one occasion (although I guess she can't undo the 'retarded bird thing'.. ) so please visit her humble page and give her a big dose of Deviant lurve > Sharyl [link]