A few people wrote and inquired why we had only covered two of my three interests last week so I'll address the third one today which is 'people with drugs'.
I need to make clear from the start that my motives are virtuous and my only interest is to help people get OFF of the drugs that are destroying their lives (and causing them to polish their jewelry for 6 hours while watching the weather channel). I'm particularly interested in helping people who have a mild addiction to Hydrochodone (7.5 mg), Oxycontin, Percocet and the various other uppers, downers, screamers and goofballs.
I would never dream of restricting the forum in any way but I'm especially interested in hearing from people in the greater New York area who are within cabbing distance and who either have a guest room or a comfortable sofa. If your visiting New York I may be able to council you as well although I CAN'T recommend the Gramercy Park hotel (Tel 212 920 3300 Fax 212 673 5890) as it's too close to the Lower East side where the availibility of drugs may prove to be too much of a temptation.
And just so you know, I WILL NOT accept payment or thanks (although I will accept cab fare) for my deeds, as I am merely doing the Lords work.
May God bless you all.
Your Humble servant,
Stephen





nice motifs. fuck drugs when you have a mind
How long have you had this "aquiver-ing" feeling? Is it constant or does it just strike at certain moments?
No matter. I feel pretty comfortable in ruling out 'the heebie jeebies' and 'tennis elbow' so I'm going to go ahead and prescripe 3 'our fathers', 2 'hail Mary's' and 90 oxycodone HCl controlled-release tablets.
At some point you should probably be bathed in 'the blood of the Lamb' but there's no hurry as that procedure is more for my enjoyement than for any benefit to you.
Let me know how that works out for you O.K.?
That you would so tirelessly and meticulously research the devils narcotics pays testament to your impeccable character.
We the small of spirit and weak of mind salute you St. Stephen!
So let me get this straight...meat on the west side meds on the east...oh and the Gramercy Park Hotel got it...cabs and operators are standing by...
chowmein!
michael (the fucking archangel)
Sometimes I like to use it as part of the 'cure'.