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Total prizes reach 1000 
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But of course there are always the rules......
Please please please fave the journal!
Make another journal about this giveaway and provide a link of that journal in the comments (this will help spread the word about this giveaway)
this journal 
Rules
Should be about School Times!
oints:
, comment and watch!
To all the self appointed 'thought police' who complained about my description of the bird (see: 'what I'm watching') as 'retarded', get over it. Clearly the brass here at DA agreed with my position as the description still stands and your vile comments have been expunged from my journal. Funny that you can accuse me of insensitivity but have no problem calling names when you feel like it. And frankly I don't even think there are THAT many of you, but rather a few agitators with multiple accounts and too much free time.
For those who question my crediantals in making such a statement, well, I don't need a college degree to spot a retarded bird anymore than I need you to tell me it's raining when your really just peeing on my leg.
If it will put this matter to rest I'll lay out the evidence one final time.
1. The bird flew into what was clearly a closed window, 2. bounced onto the ledge and 3. staggered to it's feet like an old wino 4. at which point it fixed me with it's one good eye (I'll never forget that stare as long as I live) while the other eye rolled up all crazy into it's head. 5) Than it let a shrill cry that sounded kinda like "Thtweet, Caw, caw" (as opposed to the traditional "Tweet" and "hooty hoo".)
So there's the truth for you to suck on. Take a nice big hit.
And thank you to all the people who wrote me with their support. (although it's a shame that the 'haters' always post on the public boards while the supporters send private messages). Quite a few of you have had similiar experiences and are as concerned as I am about this retarded bird menace.
Honestly people, I don't know if there's much we can do about this besides pray to the almighty
...UNLESS you wanna do what I did: board up all you windows, turn off the lights, make a hat out of tinfoil (make sure it covers the eyes) and sit quietly in the dark until the danger has passed.
It could be a long night.............
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Joy 
Rampant censorship...people getting banned...did the Republicans just liquidate Halliburton and buy dA...ooops that would be really retarded...so maybe they did...I'll turn on my toaster and see if I can catch the news.
I may be crazy but I'm not stoopid
By the way are tinfoil hats out of season..that's retarded!
You have a talking toaster too?
!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Omfg, I almost fell out my chair after I read that. D:
Wait a second..what's that sound?
Ouch!
Where am I.
I think you brained my damage.
...and I like it.